As soon as I stepped into the office, Diba waved up and said "Hey, Friendster dah kena block eh?"
"Yeah," I said. "I tak guna sangat pun Friendster so I don't really mind la."
"Apasal ah diorang block? Bukannye ade porn ke ape ke. Knape ah?"
I shrugged. "Ntah. Tapi memang banyak orang kat opis ni yang tiap-tiap hari logged on, so agaknya diorang track our lines. Biasa la tu..."
I didn't really give it a thought since I only frequent the website, like, once a month. So I went on checking my office mails and my private email when lo and behold, two emails caught my eye. It was from friendster.
You have recieved a message from ******
****** wants to add you as a friend
******* (name not disclosed for soon-to-be obvious reason) was this guy from high-school that I had a MAJOR crush on. Or I think it is him. No way of really telling, since his picture is somewhat distorted. But he spells his name the way he used to, so I guess it IS him.
But how to know for sure?
And if I don't revert ASAP, he'd think that I didn't want to have anything to do with him, when I want to do plenty! (no sexual attributes here, though *wink*)
Oh why is the world so cruel to me...why....???
*Wails miserably, withers and dies*